Shlong-Pong

The sexual term to Describe beating of a person's penis with a Ping-Pong Paddle. Commonly Done By men, They grab a Ping-Pong paddle and induce force upon the person's penis or scrotal area.

He pissed me off so I played alittle "Shlong-Pong" With him...

by xO1VeRxCl0SoVx January 1, 2011

shling shlong

willy, penis, dick, cock, nob, etc.

"don't be a ding dong, cover your shling shlong!" said jeff.

by WILLY LOVER! December 5, 2007

shlong stew

when a male ejaculates into a bowl of cornflakes and tricks a girl into thinking it's milk.

Joe: I gave my sister sum nasty shlong stew.

by Austin Rape November 25, 2007

Shlong Slap

When after sex, a guy takes his penis and slaps the girl in the face with it.

After me and my girlfriend finished having sex she begged me to give her a shlong slap

by Jason Barber August 25, 2003

shling shlong

a peen that goes flippity flop

his shlong shlong was bouncing all over the place.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 12, 2007

hulk shlong

a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half

did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong

by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009