Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"

I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Sharpie

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.

Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"

by bobby714 June 29, 2008

Short sharpy

A quick beer with one of the boys

Greg said “Should we head next door for a short sharpy or what cob?”

by Rewzone July 15, 2021

Black sharpie

Tall skinny black person

they arre such a black sharpie

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

Sharpie

A slang for Gun

I painted that cracker with my sharpie

by SOMEWHXTECRXCKER June 3, 2019

Sharpie

A slang for gun

I painted that cracker with my Sharpie

by SOMEWHXTECRXCKER June 3, 2019

Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.

"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"

by mrbt August 25, 2008