Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.

Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.

by P1cha3l June 16, 2018

Shant

Armenian name literally translating to “lightnint bolt”.

Wow, Shant; thats a cool name!

by HayNames November 23, 2021

Shants

Shorts that almost look like pants

My cousin Ray Ray is so short his shorts almost look like pants but they're shorts so I call them shants.

by Shants July 30, 2021

Shant

Shant is a very amazing man. He is passionate, thoughtful and extremely handsome. He will light your soul like lightening. Shant is someone who will always be there for you and wears their heart on their sleeve. Will be your protector and is an insanely incredible lover. He doesn’t know how special he is, needs to realize that because he can have doubts. He can seem like an asshole, but is the sweetest asshole you’ll ever meet.

Wow… he’s totally a Shant

by Socoolllll November 22, 2021

Shants

A pair of pants that are full of faeces following a nasty trouser accident.

Portmanteau Shit and Pants.

‘Will you please pick your fucking Shants up off the bathroom floor’

by Walter Walcock February 20, 2022

Shant

Slang term for alcohol, normally a pint

"I really fancy a shant after work, you up for it Dave?"

by pompey bangers March 15, 2024

Shants

Short for "Shirt Pants." Pants that can be considered to be both a shirt and pants because they are worn so high.

Can also work for "mom jeans" as they are also worn high.

Steve Urkel wears shants with his rainbow suspenders.

by shantz February 13, 2013