Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

shants

A clothing item that is too short to be pants but too long to be shorts.

This person is wearing shants today.

by bacondude75 May 15, 2023

Shant

Shant is seen as a normal boy with a normal life but nobody knows the shit that he has been through. The only thing shant cares about is love, friendship and progress. So shant isn’t bothering other people with his own problems. When shant trust you and he wants to be your friend/ boyfriend he would like to make everyday a happy day for you. When enters a room some people look up and some don’t, because some don’t know how lovely and sweet shant is

You are like a shant

by You’re president January 18, 2018

Shant

A type of skill that includes jumping and swinging your leg over to the side and doing a retarded backflip

Solomon did a shant in the middle of the road

by Unique Word Definitions January 30, 2018

Shants

Shorts that are so long that they appear to look like pants.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants?

Seth: No those are shants, but it looks like he is wearing pants

by pants/ports June 9, 2013

Shanted

A person who has drank a vast quantity of alcoholic beverages and is unable to communicate coherently.

Danny arrived at Gatwick after the flight shanted, because he had consumed a high number of beers and spirits at the airport before departure but also on the plane as well.

by anonymous June 25, 2024

Shants

Short for "Shirt Pants." Pants that can be considered to be both a shirt and pants because they are worn so high.

Can also work for "mom jeans" as they are also worn high.

Steve Urkel wears shants with his rainbow suspenders.

by shantz February 13, 2013