shank

when you screw something up real bad

dude, you fully shanked that shot at goal

yeah, shank of the year

by mikey maggot February 24, 2009

shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 December 28, 2005

shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster February 19, 2009

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs July 16, 2007

shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

by evil September 6, 2003

shank

realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.

my mom has shank

by julia December 10, 2002

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 3, 2009