shank

1. to steal something from an unsuspecting person
2. the word yelled in the act of shanking

1. "I totally shanked Aaron's chair when he got up to grab a coke"
2. "Shank! I just stole your burrito."

by Jimmy32690 August 29, 2007

shank

A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank

if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!

by benj25 November 10, 2005

shank

nigger stabbing.

last night i shanked a bitch.

by MauraBtchMonster October 15, 2008

shank

To masturbate and defacate at the same time. The word originates from an amalgamation of the words "shit" and "wank".

Guy 1:"Dude have you ever had a shank?"
Guy 2:"No, man that's disgusting!"
Guy 1:"You should seriously try it, it feels great!"

by peteybobs June 18, 2007

shank

the tang of a hoe

i was rakin' taters and i broke mah shank...

by evil September 06, 2003

shank

realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.

my mom has shank

by julia December 10, 2002

shank

A hybrid word derived from "wank" and "shit", meaning to shit and polish the monkey whilst doing so.

I hate a great shank this morning. Cleaned out the pipes.

by Ollie January 03, 2009