Shane is the guy to dare people to do some stupid stuff and will always make you laugh and when a girl turns him down he blames it on his sister he also has the brightest blue eyes
Hey Shane what are you doing
by INS4n3 May 10, 2019
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by genie 44444498967 November 19, 2019
Get the Shane mug.Shane's usually are very tall people, with gigantic dicks, I mean GIGANTIC. Any Shane you know loves Basketball, its weird but true. Usually they know lots of people in school but never talk to them outside of school. They are usually very nice, and do whatever you need them to do, good people. But don't let that trick you. To their friends they are different people, they are opposite to what they act normally. Anyways a very cool person to be around.
"Yo, Shane is a god at 2k bro."
"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"
"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"
"Shane is a very cool person, he is so hot!"
"I fucked Shane last night, his dick can't fit up me!"
by CrazyFlower2199 August 19, 2020
Get the Shane mug.A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 8, 2009
Get the Shane mug.Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
Get the Shane mug.a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
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Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 4, 2009
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