Legendary Service

To give or receive great oral sex

Yeah, I know she not a 10, but she gives amazing legendary service.

by NEO blues December 24, 2007

brake service

What one says when you wanna fuck.

Damn Girl! You're looking overdue for a brake service!

by Ranchero290 November 12, 2015

Service Desk

Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.

lul service desk

by rekucunt February 5, 2019

Pillow Service

Sexual services offered at hotels. A slang term used to refer to prostitution services provided by hotels, to allow guests to be discreet when requesting said services.

"Do you do pillow service?"
"Yes sir, what's your preference?"
"You look nice ;)"

or

"Do you do pillow service?"
"No I fucking don't, you disgusting fuck"

by receptionist1981 February 8, 2012

postal service

A slightly inde band created by some members from DCFC (Death Cab for Cutie). Most notably known from thier work being featured in Garden State. Quite "film schooly" as a personal opinion, and certainly something different to listen to. Great to depart from the mainstream "music" that is fed to us through basic-cable "music channels".

Hey, I think this Postal Service song would fit great over this scene Im cutting for Film Theroy.

by studentoffilm May 23, 2005

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

by Danny February 10, 2004