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selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.
Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.
by lindylou22 August 28, 2009
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Sebemma

Pronunciation: Seb•Emma or Se•Be•Ma

The word "Sebemma" can be used as a noun, pronoun, or adjective. The word describes a person that ruins something fun, like a game, joke, or riddle. (i.e. Someone tell a riddle to his group of friends. One of his friends figures the riddle out. He then goes off to tell all his other friends that don't know, effectively ruining the riddle and fun.) This word is interchangeable with the more common words like "Party Pooper", "Buzzkill" and "Mood Killer". The original "Sebemmas" were two people named Sebastien and Emma, hence the name "Sebemma". Being called, named or associated with the word causes discomfort with some people to the point that they will defend themselves even though they are guilty. They will go as far as to pass on blame of being a "Sebemmas" to escape the corruption of it's title.
One Sebemma says: "I know the triangle game!" Following this he/she goes to yell the answer to it."

One Sebemma kicks a ball into a small forest. He then leave everyone else to find the ball in the forest offering no help.

Someone yells: "Hey you're a Sebemma"
The Accused Sebemma say; "No im not a Sebemma, he is"
by Kuska July 6, 2016
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Player1: 'TP/LO'
Player2: 'No problem.'
*The day after*
Player2 died. They were shot by a Veteran. Their role was Bodyguard.
That player's an idiot, calling TP/LO as Veteran, but I can't really rage about that because that's literally every player in Town of Salem
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South Salem High School

A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.
by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008
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selection loop

This often uncontrollable disorder is the act of continuously and repetitiously highlighting random bits of computer-based text with a mouse and cursor while reading the text, causing a continually changing blue-box selection outline to appear over the inverted text.

While this act of visual obsessive compulsion is calming to the individual with mouse control, it can often be frustrating and debilitating to anyone observing the act or attempting to read the material on a shared computer screen.

This disorder can be troublesome when text is editable because text is often accidentally dragged into different areas unbeknownst to the suffering individual.
Nate had trouble reading the computer text over Greg's shoulder because he was deep into a selection loop.
by QualityMeats October 3, 2011
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selecao

its selecao vs usa in world cup
by NIZ0 June 28, 2009
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Naturopathical Selection

An evolutionary mechanism that weeds stupid people out of the gene pool because they followed the advice given by a naturopath.
"Yeah.. My son Timmy had cancer but the naturopath treated him with Rosemary... By the time we found out that he had cancer, and that Rosemary was only good for making a tasty lamb roast, it was too late. Another victim of naturopathical selection I guess...."
by roidzo February 8, 2010
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