Seizure

1) When someone involuntarily drops down on the floor and flops like a fish; a muscle spasm or convulsion.
2) What possessed people are often portrayed as.
3) The reenactment of dubstep music.

Dude 1: Hey you free today?
Dude 2: Ye
Dude 1: Wanna come to th---
Dude 2: ASURWSOEFGHSDFGISDGHOUSFIFVIW0RQPJlpD,,,E9W
Dude 1: Uh.... you ok?
Dude 2: Yeah sorry had a hand seizure for a sec there

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 12, 2022

Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

Lil Seizure

A black guy who flopped on da ground at Chicago Airport. He was trying to smoke wit his niqqa's at Walmart superstore. Some white chicks also flopped on da ground

Random: "Who dat guy who flopped on da ground?"
Me: "Lil Seizure"

by Unknown Nikka February 25, 2020

Shake it like a seizure

A phrase used by Nump in the intro to The Nutshack, a bizarre animated show from the 2000s. To shake it like a seizure presumably means to shake it with great vigour, much like how a person having a seizure might shake erratically.

Shake it like a seizure!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 February 20, 2024

Seizure

Juice Wrld

Juice Wrld had a seizure

by reece4lifefam February 5, 2020

seizure time

Seizure time is a time that occurs at either 10am or 10pm. It involves two or more people either keyboard smashing or having a seizure because they are gayly gay. It symbolizes either friendship, love, or an intense religion involving seizures.

“Oh my, it’s seizure time!” Kaylin said.
“It is?” Aliyah replied. “You know what that means.”
“haiwnwvswishebuhspqbsbzheoqb” they both typed for a full hour.

by Nxghts June 22, 2019