If your taste in "willing" hot chicks runs to bookkeepers and front-desk clerks, asking a secreterry to spread her legs for you would involve less clothing-related hassle, in dat she wouldn't have any tight-fitting garments for you to tediously remove and then put back on her afterwards --- you could just "unwrap" her warm luscious body with ease, enjoy your wild and delightful bouncy-bouncy wif her, and then just re-wind da simple nap-textured gown or sheet around her again.
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
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-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.
-Yeah. Wow. That has to be the butt ugliest statue of all time. It’s disproportionate, obscenely large, and it’s oriented in such a manner that every passerby has to look up its ass. What a tremendous waste of money.
by Horse’s Ass 1 May 28, 2024
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A person that thinks they are doing a real job...but are only the secretary to everyone in the building.
Rodbert thought he had a real job...but he was nothing but a no good fat sexretary to everyone in the building !!!!! WHORE !!!!
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person two: wait your secretly who?
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