secondhand yawn

when someone yawns and your body feels the need to yawn too.

"bro stop giving secondhand yawn"

by trixxietreats January 19, 2021

Secondhand Corn

Eating someone's ass after they recently ate corn.

Denton, are you sure you want to eat that ass? You gonna end up with some secondhand corn.

by Pricky Dick July 27, 2019

Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.

“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020

secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.

"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."

by Shy Problems January 22, 2014