the scratch

v. To tweak the spelling or appearanece of something and change it to something else. Comes from changing the 1984 to 1981 on your drivers' licence so you can drink underage, like in the Mike Hines episode of 2000.

-'I can't get into the bar, I am too young.'
-'Give me your ID so I can give the motherfucker the scratch.'

The speed limit was too low so we gave the sign the scratch.

by saltcock October 20, 2004

scratch your yahtz

1. a phrase that means you did something you didn't want to do; usually something gross or inappropriate since this phrase sounds disgusting when uttered.

2. to itch your vagina

"Sibley scratched the shit out of her yahtz earlier."

"Fine, I"ll scratch your yahtz by talking to Buzzkill Karl all night."

by kirby552277 March 4, 2010

Scratch Head

When the person consistently smokes weed or takes drugs. (Crackhead).

David: Yo man, Vlad hasn't stopped smoking for like 2 weeks...
Thomas: I know, the guy is a total Scratch head!

by Scratch head August 13, 2016

Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

by Moishere May 3, 2018

scratch whole

itchy ass whole

yo come look at my scratch whole

by Itchy scratch 123 March 16, 2023

Boston Chin Scratch

A few days after shaving your nuts, when the stubble has started growing back in, you drag them across the face of a consenting partner

Yeah I gave her a Boston Chin Scratch and she won't stop calling me!

by Loopview April 17, 2021

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022