Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.
H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
by JeXantupus June 3, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Whoremug. A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.
by saerxm June 19, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Instigatormug. The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covidmug. Software is considered simultaneously both tampered with and not tampered with until it has been verified by a digital signature
“A customer called and asked when our YOLO product will stop looking like Schrödinger's Software”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
“When we finally start signing and verifying the software interactions in our supply chain”
by SupplyChainLevelMidnight October 22, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Softwaremug. Fucking hell I've tried to insert my USB 4 times now and its always the wrong way around! It must be a Schrödinger's USB
by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's USBmug. Schrödinger's Thot is a female internet celebrity that's only famous because of her looks, but also really ugly and you're totally not attracted to her. They're in a quantum superposition between hot and not.
Chatter: "xddd you think people relly care about ur opinions??? men are only here bcuz they want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "That's nice. So you think I'm attractive?"
Chatter: "wtff no ....ur ugly as fuck no one wants u"
Schrödinger's Thot: "So people *are* here to hear my opinions..."
Chatter: "no they jus want to f*** u"
by farco_ June 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Thotmug. A thought experiment which can be observed when a dog brings an object he wants you to throw whilst simultaneously refusing to let go of it.
Our puppy brought me a tennis ball which he wanted me to throw. But, when I tried to get it, he wouldn't let go of it.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
Truly a Schrödinger's Dog-type situation.
by Chipped Coffee Mug September 8, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Dogmug.