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home schooled

Someone who gets to spend all day at home, can get up at anytime, and pretty much has fun all day. Also homeschoolers my seem innocent but watch your back, they often turn out to be way cooler than you think. For some reason all homeschoolers seem to be HOT too.
School kid: What time did you get up?
home schooled kid: I think it was about ten. what about you?
School kid: 5:30
Homeschooler: HAHA sucker!
School Kid: what did you learn today?
Homeschooler: I pretty much just surfed the Internet, then I went to the mall, whatever, I read the back of a cereal box and my mom said that was good for school work, see I get fridays and mondays off....what bout you, what did you learn?
School kid: I had a test in science.....did you really surf the Internet all day............?
by Peter yaro March 2, 2008
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schoolretard

by mrdude November 23, 2003
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Schooled

An interjection or verb to be used when someone is doing well in athletic event or game.
I got schooled by that big guy while playing basketball.

Dude, you're schooling!
by Cameron "Schblade" December 3, 2003
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home schooled

An adjective describing a person who is intelligent, independent, and able to think for themselves. This is due to a lack of indoctrination in brainwashing centers called "public schools."
public schooled kid: i'd vote fo obamo cuz he's koool

home schooled kid: did you know obama has very little political experience, voted to allow babies born ALIVE after abortions to be killed, and follows an anti-american religious sect based on marxism called liberation theology?

public school kid: whaaaat?
by :P:P:P October 18, 2008
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schoolcruft

A worthless Wikipedia entry on an uninteresting school that has no worthiness of an entry whatsoever. Although it angers those who follow deletionism, there is a highly organised group of trolls who rig votes for deletion and intimidate neutrals in order that such crap is kept.
Newcroft County Primary School is a primary school in Shepshed Leicestershire. It has pupils and teachers. Schoolcruft.
by Wikipedian November 6, 2005
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schoonering

#1
The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

#2
The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants
I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight
by The(famous) March 19, 2008
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Schoolcraft High School

The greatest high school in all of Michigan. Best at sports and academics. Better than Constantine in every way. Cool school colors too.
“You go to Schoolcraft High School? That’s one of the best schools in the country! Didn’t all of their sports teams have a perfect record last year?”
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