A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
Get the captain sandalsmug. 1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.
2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.
2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.
by Daveco Inc July 25, 2008
Get the sandal payoffmug. by retarded crusader August 8, 2020
Get the pet sandalmug. Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.
by footdad June 12, 2022
Get the pearl sandalsmug. A playful way to suggest someone might not be considered suitable or desirable for a romantic relationship. Implying someone whose style or behaviour might not be considered desirable in a romantic context.
Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
by eghuro January 14, 2024
Get the socks-and-sandals materialmug. by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025
Get the Sandals, sanDals, sandalSmug. by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016
Get the Sandal socksmug.