by wowsah February 11, 2009
A fastabend's sandals
A fastabend's sandals is when you remove the footwear of a homeless man and repeatedly conduct a rigorous moisturising regime until you nurse dirty mike and the boys back to a healthy happy herd of tramps with fantastic chiropody.
by Amundy90 December 09, 2015
by liddlejadde December 16, 2018
A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.
Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?
by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019
A bartender who wears sandals and jeans, is obsessed with turning the televisions ever so slightly, and can not let you drink a beer without a coaster. He also sits with hot girls after his shifts and asks them if they want a drink, goes behind the bar to get them, and then he puts it on their tab. Big Dave Matthews fan.
by bangedyourmom69 January 18, 2017
the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.
by jjanipen5 the furry August 08, 2020
1. When a story that seems off topic ends up relating to the current topic of discussion.
2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.
2. When a story that at first seems long and uninteresting ends up having a conclusion that is ridiculous in contrast.
by Daveco Inc July 25, 2008