Sandal Suckers

A bootlicker that loves Jesus

The Bootlickers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump also praise Jesus making them all Sandal Suckers!

by Melachi Delian December 31, 2024

pearl sandals

where you cum on somebody's feet.

also:

pearl sandellas (1836) literary

Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.

The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.

by footdad June 12, 2022

no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA December 2, 2011

Jerry Sandal

A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.

Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?

by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019

sandal

the most dad shoe there is. the males usually try to be 'funny' and wear them with socks, but it just turns annoying and infuriating.

kyle died from wearing socks with his sandals to work.

by jjanipen5 the furry August 8, 2020

Jesus Sandals

XXXTentacion sandals:
Leather (Designer) Sandals with 3 straps and hook up to your ankle

Wow, XXXTentacion has the best Louis Vuitton Jesus sandals ON EARTH🌎

by liddlejadde December 16, 2018

Sandals

The thing asian parents use to cripple the hell out of their kids

My mom just spanked me with a sandals and now im crippled

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR August 2, 2022