floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway

Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.

by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012

Samuel

A dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart. He can be very introspective, and is a bit predisposed to pessimism, but he cares about his friends and family and would never do anything to hurt them. He is brave. Not afraid to take risks, and does on a regular basis. He would take a bullet for his family or friends in a heartbeat. He has a great sense of humor and is loved by all.

"He's so rotten but lovable. His name must be Samuel."

by ruanndal441 February 3, 2010

Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples

Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"

by Dubsauce July 26, 2007

Kevin Samuels

An image consultant that speaks up for men especially black men, who women who are usually approaching "the wall" or at the wall have a no bullshit conversation with about if they can find a "High Value Man," by his definition, to wife them.

Known for catchphrases such as "You're average at best" "Imma PhD," "Buy a dog, die alone," "Rank your face on a scale of 1-10 and you can't use 7."

This woman wants a man making $200k a year but brings nothing to the table and was average at best! I had to go full Kevin Samuels on her.

by MainManosphere May 15, 2021

Samuel

A overall cool guy with a massive schlong who can get ladies Niagara falls levels of wet.
Can make girls lactate breast milk with one stare.

He's so cool, he could be named Samuel

by Bigboiboobybasher July 24, 2019

samuel jackson

Maker of his own beer

MMM MMM, Bitch!!

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

Samuel L Jackson

He's one bad mutha fucka...honestly, didn't you fuckin see Pulp Fiction directed by Quentin Tarantino, who happens to be another bad mutha fucka?

God

Shaft

Samuel L. Jackson is God

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004