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Samsung sausage

Sending a pic of your sausage off of a samsung
Billy showed me his samsung sausage last night and it was beautiful
by Queen fetus know it all January 19, 2022
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Samsunged

You got a samsung S2 in 2018 and you realise it dosen't connect to the internet or its stuck with an androing version from its time.
I got Samsunged oh no.
by Galactic dictionary October 30, 2021
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samsung phone

a peice oh shit. if a kid in school has a samsung, turn and run. hide. stay away. he or she is probably planning a school shooting. they will gang up with other samsung users because no one else will be their friend. their parents hate them.
“damn, carly, does that new kid jimmy there have a samsung phone?”
oh shit, he does. hurry and run, we’re going to get aids!”
by askrtskrtskrt February 26, 2019
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Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023
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samsung

A company that used to be good in the phone market but has now turned into Apple v2.0. And their fanboys keep worshipping them.
*Apple removes feature*
Samsung fanboy: you see this is why I hate Apple. They always remove good features and their consumers just buy into it anyways.
*Samsung removes same feature*
Samsung fanboy: I'm sure they had a good reason to remove that! I'm sure this change isn't just made to make me pay more money, Samsung would never do that, they aren't Apple. Plus no one even needs that feature anymore anyways, what are we living in the past?
by User2675588887 March 11, 2021
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samsung

Player: I own a samsung
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat slag.
by I HATE SAMSUNGS May 23, 2023
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