SamLy

• The friend ship name of Samantha 'Sabaw' Bernardo and Alyssa 'Gloc 2' Valdez
• The best duo from PBB Season 10 Celebrity Edition. They are the real definition of soulmates, the best girls.

• Their friendship is genuine.
• Teammates for life ganern.

The friendship of SamLy is the standard.

by Cally ng SLVT February 7, 2022

samalami

A weird spinosaurus who makes fnaf at freddy’s animations in blender and SFM. He also likes to simp for a bitchy security guard in a homemade rabbit suit.

“Bro samalami sucks”
“Fr!”

by moistsock9972 May 28, 2022

viorel samoila

A pulereh sucker who like pula very much.

He is a viorel samoila because he like pula.

by Ciorel February 23, 2018

The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at [e-mail] to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*

Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi

by hutao! September 27, 2019

SAMO

Acronym for Sad About Missing Out.
Similar to FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) but refers to the situation when you have already missed out or will definitely miss out on something.

I had so much SAMO because I couldn't go to Burning Man this year :(

by tonglam September 18, 2016

Samoan

The act of taking girl scout Samoa cookies and shoving them inside a girl scout's vagina until she moans uncontrollably with pleasure or displeasure.

I Samoan'd that bitch so hard, she won't be selling cookies for awhile.

by PimpDaddyCP May 28, 2012

Samolian Toothbrush

A type of sleeping prank where you apply toothpast to your penis and proceed to insert it into the sleeping victims oral cavity and vigorously clean their teeth.

Greg: Dude George just fell asleep and his breath smells like butt juice.
Fred: Give him a Samolian Toothbrush thatll teach him to Listerine before passing out!

by NinjaGangsta September 26, 2010