Isabella Sacramento

The most hottest and sexiest person alive

Random dude: “who’s that bitch over there?”

Cool person: “not a bitch. A sexy bitch named Isabella Sacramento.”

by hot actor? May 31, 2021

sacramento standoff

When an NBA teams best player, its coach, its GM, and its hands-on owner all roundly and simultaneously despise each other.

The Kings dysfunction this year was due to a textbook Sacramento Standoff.

by RabidHybrid May 22, 2016

Sacramento SandDuster

When a man buries a person of the preferred sex with sand on a beach and then proceeds to leave an opening on the preferred oraface to perform sexual intercourse so it looks like they are having sex with the earth

I was at the beach last weekend and I ran a sacramento sandduster on my girl

by pussymongler15 May 23, 2019

sacramento pretty

An attractive person, but only by Sacramento standards. This person wouldn’t be considered attractive by any other standard.

Damn, that hoe really do be Sacramento pretty.

by izzlesmcgizzles May 4, 2021

Sacramento Surprise

Shitting a large volume of loose diarrhea between a woman's breats until it resembles the muddy Sacramento River.

Erin is such a dirty whole that she actually pays random drunk dudes at 7-11 to eat chili cheese nachos and give her a Sacramento Surprise.

by Hot Franklin December 7, 2021

Sacramento Hip Job

Starts with three dudes and a bag of oranges.

We headed to Old Towne for dinner and ended up with a Sacramento Hip Job

by JoeFotch June 13, 2025

Sacramento Cut

when you're dicks too big and it can't fit in your partner, you cut her vagina and asshole to make a "buttgina."

yo bro how was last night?
i was tryna fuck her long dick style but my dick was too big so i sacramento cut that bitch.
that's lit man

by Real Soft Nigga October 31, 2017