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rumford fireplace

Count Rumford, a physicist and inventor for whom the Rumford fireplace was named, designed what is considered to be the most efficient fireplace of all time. His design has been considered state of the art all over the world since the 1790’s.
Kev, what happened with that chick last night at après ski?

Dude, we went back to my place and she told me was a virgin and I thought, “not for long.” Then I spent the whole night breaking trail in front of the rumford fireplace.
by UrbanDick802 January 21, 2013
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Rumrass

A person displaying extreme acts of idiocy. This person is the DUMBEST of the dumb.
Rumrass, a person who is most likely mentally challenged.

John: "I lost my phone!"
Joshua: "Where did you leave it?"
John: "I think I left it at school."
Joshua: "Your such a rumass!"
by TheAbominable October 24, 2016
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runor

An extraordinary blunt, cute and sexy fellow who abides by his rules.

Runor can be defined as a womanizer

He is an intelligent but lazy fellow bold and mindful of his business, rich and well known of his simplicity
He's simple, just as a runor should be
by Desmy June 28, 2021
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Bench remorse

In fantasy sports; an owner realizes that a player left on the bench scored enough points that would have given him/her a win for that week.
Mick: Damn it, I played Ladanian Tomlinson this week instead of Frank Gore. If I had played Gore, I would've have won. Now I'm out $100 and my wife won't talk to me.
Paul: Damn, that's one hell of a case of bench remorse.
by Lou Ripken #12 October 3, 2009
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Bandwidth Remorse

The feeling of impatient despair after realizing that the video you have just clicked on is not what you wanted, or is dull and worthless to your purposes. Similar to buyer's remorse; Bandwidth Remorse lasts for up to 6 seconds, which is the time it takes to find the "X" to close the video. Six seconds in Internet time is currently 3 minutes. A loose application of Moore's law is increasing the time (in 18 months - 3 seconds will be 6 Internet minutes).
After clicking "watch video" on the condo for sale ad, Max had bandwidth remorse. The "video" turned out to be a low quality slideshow with music and a cheesy script. It took Max five seconds to realize his misstep and find the "X" that closed the PowerPoint "video". Those five seconds felt like minutes.
by CaptJTKirk July 26, 2012
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Wipers Remorse

That feeling you get whilst pooping, when you wipe, then realize you still have more to come.
"Jeff had wiped, pulled up his pants and as he washed his hands realized he had wipers remorse."
by DJ Funky Butt September 17, 2012
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jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.
After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.
by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015
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