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rum balls

unbaked cookie that contains rum usually appears around christmas

what a guy has after imbibing too much rum
"pass the rum balls i need a buzz"

"i gave head to my boyfriend after the party, and he had serious rum balls"
by tokyo rose January 13, 2007
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rum tum tugger

Fellatio that is given on a piece of poo that is sticking a quarter inch out of you or your partners bum.
She gave me the rum tum tugger last night... now she gota shit mouth.
by Dick van Jovi September 14, 2010
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rum shaker

the unannounced art of shaking one's finely toned ass!

came into being in the town of san antonio texas where they held rum shaking competitions for money! the grand prize reaching $1,000 for the best rum shaker!

depending on how you rum shake it can be either used as an insult or as a compliment.

a few popular rum shakers such as manny and bryan have put the art of rum shaking on the map and it has become an extreme sport!
"damn, that bitch can rum shake!"

"you can rum shake for all i care!"

"you African rum shaker!"
by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008
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southampton red rum

A brainstorming cocktail involving a large port, vodka, rum and horseradish sauce..
"Lady Phillipa, who was herself well irrigated with horizontal lubricant, gave him a boozy wink"
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Rum Cave

When a guy pees inside a girl. He might or might not proceed to then lick/suck it off, this is called "Sobering Up the Cave".
Guy 1: I gave Tegan a Rum Cave last night and she loved it.
Guy 2: Did you sober up the cave?
Guy 1: Well, I was thirsty!
by Him Almighty June 16, 2011
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Rum Truffle

Tomos: Would you like to sniff my rum truffle?

Cole: Sure, don't mind if I do, I do love a good old rum truffle sniffing!
by Rum Truffle 123 June 16, 2011
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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
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