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Titty resurrection

When a women freezes her fecal matter at approximately 20 degrees, then removes said fecal matter to titty fuck her own self, using the fecal matter to resurrect her sex life
I just saw a chick performing a titty resurrection, she must be having a rough time
by Bigoleballsack July 7, 2022
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Indian reservation

When you made a reservation at a restaurant but when you get there they have given it away to someone else.
Apparently the hostess made ours an Indian reservation.
by Kjahnke812 October 2, 2025
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Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
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The Matrix Resurrections

Ok, have I defended this yet? I don't think I've defend this yet so here:
Hym "The Matrix Resurrections isn't as bad as people say it is. Neil Patrick Harris' monologue was chilling. Trinity getting some of Neo's powers totally made sense because after she dies what do you think they would have to use to reconstruction her? NEO! That's why half of his powers got transferred to Trinity! What would they rebuild her with OTHER THAN the only other organic material around!? That's why they get stronger when theyvare closer together! They are two halves of 'The One' powers. Robot social hierarchy leaves the door open for more movies. There was nothing overtly wrong with that movie. You motherfuckers don't know how to enjoy things."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2023
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GR(Group Restrictions

-To be removed/kicked or even on a daily or monthly leave from the group/Groupchat
“Yea bro is on GR for the rest of the day”
This meaning that bro is on GR(Group restrictions)until further notice
by Unc.inc June 5, 2024
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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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