Randall'd

The act of getting completely smashed or high and proceeding to be completely obnoxious. Signs of someone being randall'd are screaming out embarrassing facts about yourself in bars, being loud in quiet places, and thinking girls are intrested in you when they are obviously not. Typically during this state, the way to hit on girls is to initially call them a cunt and hope they are desperate with daddy issues. Consequences of being Randall'd include friends avoiding you, decrease in sex life while increase libido, and everyone thinking you're a sloppy douchebag.

Can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb.

1. I can't believe you threw up on that dog last night, you were totally randall'd.

2. Some sloppy kid just called my girlfriend a cunt, he must've been randall'd.

3. You trying to get randall'd tonight?

by JacknBud June 5, 2011

Purple rained

verb: to purple rain someone, or shower them with a verbal cloud of nonsense that a) has little point and b) seems to be going nowhere, whilst resembling the erotic dwarf circa 1985

Chuufin' nora, I got proper purple rained when i got in the office this morning

by Van Baggins November 12, 2004

Randars

A term that is used to describe people of the opposite sex who you meet and engage in sexual activity with. The Randar Hunter finds and destroys his target in order to put one more notch on his belt. The moment when someone stops becoming a randar is when you meet them again.

"The sky was black as night...Although I could see through the darkness the Randar Hunter in sight...he was Brave."

"Hey kid how many randars?"
"Whole lot of randars!"

"Randar my Husssssssssssssssssssssss!"

by Randar My Huss November 3, 2006

Randall

the sexiest guy in school that every girl will want to bang and even gay guys!!!!

girl 1 dude did you see that Randall today?
girl 2 ya i totaly want to bang him
gay guy oh ya me 2!!!

by loverperson June 23, 2010

Ayn Rand

The Ultra Lesbian of past generations. Ayn Rand is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite her extreme mediocrity. Her amazing lack of common sense combined with her ability to run around the page like a five-year-old without her meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of society. Her trite and obvious observations contain no intelligent thought process and often appeal to people with short attention spans and fags.
this is the definition of Ayn Rand
and it so accurate

well..... she is a mean doosh, Ayn Rand is a mean hooker and i want to smack her in the mouth

by Cleanpie October 6, 2010

ayn rand

Ayn Rand, a philosopher who holds that ideals can be objective, that 'rational self interest' is to never cause conflicts in interest and that all collectivism is wrong despite her advocating cooperative mutualism. Claims that Capitalism is voluntary, mutual and non-coercive and that somehow Capitalism will still be allowed to stand when government is kept to a minimum. Objectivism is an ultra-individualistic, uniform, sexist, ultra-right wing-dystopian philosophy which causes many struggles inside its members. Holds that despite being social beings, humans can achieve happiness by being purely egocentric.

Ayn Rand taught me that money is God

by lifelifelife September 30, 2007

Raked

Term used by online Dota terrorists. The small group originated on DotaCash. When they slay a "nerd", the word is endlessly spammed by them as a way of intimidation.

RAKED NERD.
RAKED.
RAKED FREAK.
GET RAKED.
YOU GOT RAKED.

by Catcloud July 24, 2014