by Chrony Flop September 06, 2009
Someone who is trying to maintain a relationship they don't want. Their zodiac sign looks like the off-ramp icon on a map
They keep asking when we're gonna break up but they won't break things off, I think they're just an off-ramp
by platrelefs December 11, 2024
What an Astroneer player does when she wants to break the game. To do this, you must build a massive staircase all the way out of the atmosphere. (Pro Tip: Don't do this.)
by empha September 18, 2023
by 6ix Da Keed February 20, 2023
My whore sister became a ramp lizard when she discovered the local truck stops were overrun with lot lizards. She's not doing too well.
by Farsiite January 07, 2016
In the Magic the Gathering community this word means "Cards that add mana to increase the speed of your development". This can include Creatures, Artifacts, and Tokens.
Iam "See how the left is ramping up in response to the Florida shit?"
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
Hym "Yep... *Sips smoothie*... See how that works?"
Iam "Did we not tell them that's how it works?"
Hym "Everyone has been telling everyone how it works for thousands of years... They don't listen because they already have a thing that they believe and cognitive dissonance is a thing that exists..."
Iam "Hmmm.... We should have drank the smoothie faster..."
Hym "Yeah..... Mmm..."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2022
To increase something, especially the consumption of alcohol, suddenly and significantly. Can be shortened to “ramp” for conciseness.
“It’s time to ramp up the drinking. This is getting stupid.”
“It’s Friday. We’re looking at a ramp day today.”
“Ramp.”
“It’s Friday. We’re looking at a ramp day today.”
“Ramp.”
by £RACKS-UP£ June 09, 2025