Harvest my Pumpkins

Used first and foremost by DJ Nassif of the MKE or "414". "Harvesting your Pumpkins" was come across accidentally to mean masturbating. The term is now widespread througout South Eastern Wisconsin and into the midwest.

Dude, want to play a game of NCAA 10?

Naw, man, I'm cool, I have to harvest my pumpkins soon.

by MKE Reporter 12 September 2, 2009

honey muffin pumpkin pants

An unacceptable nickname for your wife.

husband: I love you, honey muffin pumpkin pants.
wife: Don't call me that ever again.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

pumpkin

A word used for an adorable person, or one that you love.

My pumpkin called me last night!!!

by Lei October 10, 2003

Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

by bneffer January 6, 2009

Pumpkin Slut

Female who loves all things halloween. Starts celebrating as soon as the weather gets even slightly chilly.

She was such a pumpkin slut, she put her halloween decorations out in august

by ChasesButterfly September 8, 2019

dumpy pumpkin

A fat girl with small breasts. She is usually ugly and shaped like a pumpkin. Only wanted on Halloween for decorations or costume idea.

I dumped my dumpy pumpkin yesterday. She can join the rest of the patch.

by undefinedwerd October 8, 2012

pumpkin head deluxe

a pumpkin head deluxe is when you beat the shit out of somebody so bad till there face and head is so swolen that there it looks like a rotting pumpkin

"Man that niga keeps on violating the rueles of our set we gona half to give him a pumpkin head deluxe to show him whats good"

by chitownfool March 20, 2008