pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 2, 2009

Pullin a Justin Welty

when you light shit on fire and throw it into a desk in an attempt to burn down a building.

Steve:"why'd the fire alarm go off today?"

Bill:"Oh this one nigga was pullin a justin welty in 1st period."

by clarence1 December 10, 2009

Pullin' A stoner

When someone does something that is completely embarassing and scum-like. An act that any sane person would never do, but this person decides to commit the act because it would, "make for a great story."

I'm Pullin' a stoner tonight. I can't believe I'm going to hook up with that girl, she is 300 pounds and smells like fish.

by scumfinder December 11, 2009

Pullin' a Chad

This is when you act like you are agreeing to something, and then deny you've ever agreed to anything.

Do you want to go out?

Yeah, sure we'll go out.

Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.

Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.

Can I have my VIP card back?

What VIP card?

Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!

by YouTube Inventor June 3, 2010

Pullin' a Wampa

Saying something so outrageous that would seem impossible, and is. Everyone knows you are a liar as well, yet you continue to say it.

Person #1: Dude, called in 5 nukes yesterday.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!

Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.

by Lawlerballz May 5, 2010

pullin a houseboat

It's when you are doin a 69 with a fat chick in the bathtub.

Last night I got drunk and ended up pullin a houseboat with Jill and I almost drowned.

by Captain GlassCock October 6, 2010

Pullin' a Snooki

Pullin' a Snooki is when any of your female friends get so hammered that they make comments about people that make you want to hit her in the face.

Sam: And your wife is a CUMDUMPSTER! *Downs another shot and burps* Bitch....
John: Damn, she's Pullin' a Snooki, Matt.
Matt: I know but if she is anything like Snooki, I may get laid later.
*Matt and John fistbump*

by IHateSnooki February 25, 2011