Its when you've graduated a shit long time ago, and are almost 30, and come back to high school to get with the younger bitches, because you were not accepted into uni.
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Pullin' a Joaquin is a very desperate move, as it is a sign that you have
a) not achieved anything in life
b) do not have bitches to fuck with in your life
c) probably still a virgin
Conversation:
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
Me: Yo, whats this nigger doing here, didn't he graduate like 5 years ago?
Other person: Yeah man, but don't sweat it, he's only pullin' a Joaquin, so his come back to get with our bitches.
Me: Well, I guess im not mad now as he is almost 30 and has not achieved anything in his life. I know im not going to be pullin' a Joaquin when I graduate.
by JammBouty October 30, 2011
Get the Pullin' a Joaquinmug. by Aziz August 8, 2016
Get the Pullin' a Jackmug. by Mudman75 November 29, 2017
Get the Pullin a Tammimug. This is when you act like you are agreeing to something, and then deny you've ever agreed to anything.
Do you want to go out?
Yeah, sure we'll go out.
Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.
Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.
Can I have my VIP card back?
What VIP card?
Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!
Yeah, sure we'll go out.
Ok, here's a VIP card for the club. See you at 9.
Thanks. What? Nah I never said I'd go out with you.
Can I have my VIP card back?
What VIP card?
Dude, quit Pullin' a Chad!
by YouTube Inventor June 3, 2010
Get the Pullin' a Chadmug. When a women is dating a controlling douche bag and he literally has to give her permission to do anything. Such as talk to her own mother, listen to music, wear certain clothing, answering her phone, etc.
by Kdogg92178 August 3, 2015
Get the Pullin' a Wesmug. Saying something so outrageous that would seem impossible, and is. Everyone knows you are a liar as well, yet you continue to say it.
Person #1: Dude, called in 5 nukes yesterday.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!
Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.
Person #2: Dude, your highest kill streak is 11...Quit Pullin' a Wampa!
Person #1: Got a multi-kill from a care package!!!
Person #2: *smack* fuckin Pullin a Wampa.
by Lawlerballz May 5, 2010
Get the Pullin' a Wampamug. by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020
Get the Pullin a Marcusmug.