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public spice

the act of coming out to your family on thanksgiving because they are fucking boring and are in dire need of a gay to make things interesting.
person 1: bout to ruin thanksgiving by coming out to the family
person 2: bringing some spice this year
person 1: why have pumpkin spice when you can have public spice 😼
by thestrongstraightally123 November 25, 2021
mugGet the public spicemug.

Public Popsicle

When you put your dick between two girls making out, and a chick on other end of you is sucking you off.
I got that public Popsicle last night from these bitches down the street, felt so good I my dick started humming the national anthem... Shit was crazy.
by Cynabal2 January 26, 2013
mugGet the Public Popsiclemug.

public milk

When one's housemates/family have irritated or wronged oneself in some way, he or she may choose to invoke "public milk" out of spite. This practice involves chugging milk straight out of the carton without telling anyone, and works especially well if one has any prexisting contagious medical conditions.
for example:

"my flatmates came home really drunk last night and woke me up, so I public milked them"

"the other day my step-sister invoked public milk, and now I have the flu"
by bdcb September 22, 2012
mugGet the public milkmug.

educating the public

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.
"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"
by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013
mugGet the educating the publicmug.

Public Dog

Any animal you find out in public that you hold, pet or touch. The origin and germ status of said animal are unknown to you and it is now necessary that you disinfect the infected area.
A lost dog at the beach that you hold is a public dog.

"Man I have to wash my hands after I touched that public dog."
by Ineedagallonofpurelle August 30, 2013
mugGet the Public Dogmug.

The Public Media

A governing body that informs you of fear, (Ex: Dying Birds).
Person 1 "Hey my bird died."
Person 2 "I'm sorry for your loss."
Person 1 "LOL, bro. I thought you think it was a joke... you know with the public media these days."
by Steve Buscemi Fan March 13, 2011
mugGet the The Public Mediamug.

Public sitter

A person who doesn't use a toilet seat protector or toilet paper to line the toilet seat in a public restroom.
Guy: Dude, I just found out that Matt is a public sitter!
Girl: Eww, gross!
by Comment Poster June 16, 2008
mugGet the Public sittermug.

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