wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 05, 2022

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Where the proof

A little sentences 5 dumbass boys made up

Teacher :why are you talking and not doing your work

Student : where the proof

by Depriestmoolah21 October 14, 2019

thot proof

You can resist girls (thots) that always have a new boyfriend or in somecases she can't get one

Yo brian and mekhi yall see that girl over there go holla at her
Her she go to my school nd she a piranha thot said brian
And I don't love no thot and your thot proof mekhi told me

by dj thot proof May 25, 2014

Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.

By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Translation Proof

The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.

A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!

B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.

by Ahmed Zidan July 25, 2011

tinder-proofing

The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight

2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable

My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable

I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.

by CatchingAThanh June 18, 2018