you're all losers. i'm better than you.
by frank morrissey November 11, 2003
by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.
Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.
by The Real Driller January 15, 2020
A person who thinks they are extremely educated on a subject when in reality they know very little.
A know it all.
A know it all.
Person A: "Gary was dumping his COD-kid weapon knowledge on us at the range yesterday."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
Person B: "The dude's a total shit-pot professor."
by Rampant June 28, 2012
A lot like 'Jekyll and Hyde' but instead it's 'Thomas Phillips and Professor .T. Phillips'. and instead it can be controlled but he still drank a potion to ignite the contagious virus. Professor .T. Phillips is a wise young man who can sometimes go over the barrier and act a little.. strange, using quotes such as 'St Nick' and 'Balderdash'. He lives in a mansion in the rural South West with his science lab along the corridor and up the stairs. It's where he gets into his tuxedo and experiments away, sometimes can go to far resulting in being too posh, speaking too wisely, being arrogant and an ignorant little racist pig. He loves too play Football with his grand shoes he flexes 24/7 too his, dear peers as he would say. He also loves to play darts and pretends the dart board is a certain someone, named Daniel *****. Professor .T. Phillips is a life-ruining hypocrite, who goes around slapping, cutting, and elbowing certain people, (won't mention names). He's a hypocrite because he does all that stuff for no reason and if you accidently nudge him by a centimetre he will go and tell the Police and that's you're life done. Also, if you ever stumble across him in public do NOT call him a fat bastard, unless you want your life ruined. Not to mention he adores his ties and bowties. Also he laughs in the up-most (as he would say) obnoxious way possible whilst clapping his chubby little hands like a baby desperate for there little train set.
by sushimonster271 December 17, 2021
When a lecturer in a college or university is either so famous or such a genius that he or she has lost the ability to connect with students. This makes their teaching style extremely confusing and careless and they may not even make it to every lesson.
"What do you think its like to take an acting class from James Franco?"
"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
"Its probably all taught by TA's with occasional cameos by Franco. Its typical Famous Professor Syndrome"
by Argentarius June 21, 2017
The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.
The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...
by 1ightsaber June 8, 2021