Ghost Productive

When you spend hours looking busy, with tabs open, notes everywhere, intense face on.. but you accomplish absolutely nothing significant.

I was being "ghost productive' all day, but I still gave absolutely zero clue as to what I'm doing.

by kimchi.ngu January 26, 2026

productivityproximity

Being in close range of and thus influenced by productivity.

There's much ado about productivityproximity.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Productivitities

When man (or woman) gets shit done in order to see (or at least increase chance of seeing) breasts.

Knowing there was going to be babes at the after-work social, productivitities was through the roof in order to finish in time.

by Brad Borehole May 12, 2011

productivity fog

Fine particles of productivity suspended in the lower atmosphere. Arrises from the diligent application of labour upon larger macro-units of productivity. Differs from smog in being more upbeat and inspirational as well as less of a Debbie Downer.

Thanks to the myriad of factories working diligently within the vicinity , the school children of Beijing were ever blanketed in a thick, insulating productivity fog whilst at play.

by CrinosRome October 21, 2013

prouductive

prouductive : a feeling of being proud that someone is prouductive

I feel so prouductive today that I finished all my homework in less than 2 hours

by chungus chungus chungus February 1, 2019

Producted

When a person gets all dressed up for an occasion (nice clothing, make up, hair...)

I got all producted tonight to go have dinner with my sweet boyfriend.

by Luccateli July 13, 2019

Productivilicious

To be exceptionally productive whilst also feeling exotic

Ellie: I was feeling very productivilicious today, rah is that me yh, banging

by Dave 2D December 8, 2020