Pouring milk first

The action of suicidally adding milk to your bowl before cereal, anyone who may use this method of Gordon Ramsay-ing is a bounty... get recked

The people who follow this act usually have something wrong with them as it is very abnormal, unnecessary and stupid.

Not only that, anyone who has the guts to pour milk in first can be extremely voilent, so it is best to stay as far away as possible from them.

“Did you see him pouring milk first?,” Taylor Swift exclaimed.

“He’s a hoe,” Gordon Ramsay replied.

by ImAHoeForSpongeBob May 6, 2019

POSTING

Stands for "Pretty Obvious Sexual Tension Involving Nasty Girl". "Nasty" can also mean Nice, New, Nefarious, or Neat. "Girl" can also be subbed for Guy. When, during a social encounter, there's a clear mutual attraction and desire for sexual intimacy that is never consummated.

"Dude, I should be banging right now because I was straight POSTING at that party"

"Did you see me POSTING up with that chick?"

"I just want to engage in some serious POSTING action tonight"

by TPOSTS March 3, 2010

posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.

I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

pouring the milk first

The wrong way to do it, if you pour milk first you're wrong because scientologists brainwashed you to think that.

babysitter: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna pour the milk first -
babysitter: *dialing 911 and the FBI* HELP ME!!! SOME DEMON CHILD IS POURING THE MILK FIRST!!!

*10 MINUTES LATER*
Feds: FBI open up!
babysitter: BEGONE EVIL MILK-FIRSTER!

by Obv troll is obvious January 18, 2021

pouring the cereal first

The best way to do it!!!! Pouring the milk first is freaking WRONG!!!!!

Boy: Momma ima get some cereal! (pours milk before the cereal)
Mom: WHERE DID I GO WRONG???!!!
Boy: oops, i forgot to pour the cereal first!!
Mom: You better keep pouring the cereal first shitwipe!!

by anonymous May 21, 2018

boomer posting

When an internet user makes a political post with his caps lock left on. Usually regarding support for Israel, dog breeds, Reaganomics, or distain for millennials or ethnic minorities.

"i VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO PAY TAXES. bUT THEN I REALIZED HE'S GOING TO DEPORT MY ILLEGALS SO NOW I DON'T SUPPORT HIM."

"Peek boomer posting"

by AllenRhodes July 25, 2018

pouring

Balling on anyone and everyone who tries to come close to you that is under your level

Larry is a bitch because he tries to flash with money when he doesn't make any money I am pouring because I make money and I don't have to flash with anyone else's money

by Shythedon September 2, 2017