pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Sweet on the porridge

A person who has a lot of money in the pocket

Look at that guy, buying lots of champagne, he is sweet on the porridge!

by Fhille June 14, 2019

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

Porridge Metal

Porridge Metal - Metal Musik whos drums are too quite, guitar has no aksents, trak looks longer than it aktually is, & tempo is always changing its like “Porridge”

Term kreated & 1st used by Kristina Rybalchenko aka Kriss Drummer on 2023_December_16 Saturday during Live Twitch Stream. Time Stamp 3:35:00 15:35:00 CT / 21:35:00 UTC

Example 1: Motorhead the Band has a song kalled “Overkill” it is the epitome of “Porridge Metal Musik”

Example 2: Motörhead - Overkill, is Porridge Metal

by anonymous December 16, 2023

dick porridge

When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis

I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.

by TJ Widgstis July 21, 2023