Poor Man's Black Velvet

Alcoholic beverage served at Irish Pubs consisting of hard cider on the bottom and Guinness stout on the top. Excellent for mid-day drinking since it doesn't make your breath smell like beer, tipping off your boss that you went to the pub for a pint (or two).

Also referred to as simply 'Poor Man's'

Barkeep: A Black & Tan for you today?

Me: Not today; lemme get a Poor Man's Black Velvet.

Barkeep: Ahhh... Better for summer, eh?

Me: Indeed.

by CitizenBob May 25, 2007

nigger poor

the after affects of being nigger rich

hang out with tyron on the weekend thats when hes nigger rich ; then come the weekday hes nigger poor

by chuck t hucklebuck March 18, 2006

poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

by afrodude June 23, 2006

Poor Man's Zoo

Going to the pet store, because you are too poor to go to a real zoo.

I took the young-uns to the poor man's zoo to see the critters.

by Brent Senio October 17, 2008

Poor Bastard Chair

A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.

Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."

Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."

OR

"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."

by Delma November 13, 2007

Poor

Poor can be two things.

1 Having no money yet having dreams and goals.

2 Having lots of money yet having no dreams and goals, or bad and selfish ones.

Why did Mozart and Beethoven die poor while that evil rich bastard lives in luxury?

by Prince of Truth July 30, 2011

Poor

What everyone in the United States (Including Richy Rich) is bound to be if these gas prices don't stop rising.

Poor people, look out, because things are about to get a whole lot worse.

You too, Richy Rich.

by Wasabimoto June 21, 2008