Pootons

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007

POLONY TREKKING

yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.

On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'

by Mr Cunninglinguist July 7, 2010

The polony of the Meat World

Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.

John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!

by xXJessXx March 14, 2007

Kiddie Pooling

When you try to motor-boat a girl with small boobs.

"Dude, i tried to motor-boat that blonde, but she has small boobs so i ended up just kiddie pooling her".

by Red Omen June 9, 2011

polon

male arousal caused by the presence of a tall object such as a pole or pylon...

dude, the thought of Margaret Thather on stilts gives me such a polon!...

by tit_tassle June 5, 2005

Potlong

Somebody who does nothing and thus could be replaced by a traffic cone

A: Matteo is such a Potlong, he gets 0 kills.
B: Yeah, he should get back to playing Fortnite.

by Soran220 June 2, 2023

poomonk

a pooey monkey

short form or poo monkey

you are a poomonk

by poomonk September 1, 2003