by B-rad is rad December 22, 2012
When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.
by TrE999999999 April 10, 2011
The pubic hair surrounding the cushion top of a woman's vagina resembling a man's mutton chops on their face
by Peanut#1 December 20, 2015
A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022
A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.
by illogiks December 13, 2007
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009