pooch mullet

When the hair on the back of a dog's neck drapes down over its collar in a stylish, perfectly-coiffed 10-90.
Sparky! Look here! Good dog. Show me your pooch mullet! Show me your pooch mullet! Good dog.
by TrE999999999 April 10, 2011
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pooch chops

The pubic hair surrounding the cushion top of a woman's vagina resembling a man's mutton chops on their face
I forgot to shave my pooch chops now my pubs are going to stick out of my bikini bottoms
by Peanut#1 December 20, 2015
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Pooch Smooch

A pooch smooch is a happy, wet kiss from your dog, or a series of them, as perfected by pit bull type dogs. Pooch smooches are delivered with gusto, and in the case of a pooch smooch from a pit bull, can be similar to receiving a full facial exfoliation. Pooch smooches are never half-hearted or halting. If it feel like a sneak-a-lick, then it’s not a pooch smooch. It is said that pibbles gives the most pooch smooches of any dog breeds.
Kid: Grandma wasn’t too happy when Dooby-doo gave her the big pooch smooch.

Mom: She doesn’t like pibble dribble.
by BadAtty September 10, 2022
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seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.
by illogiks December 13, 2007
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Screwed the pooch

A way in which to describe a mistake or blunder.
"That computer's a lemon, I really screwed the pooch on that deal!"
by c. Wallace May 21, 2004
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Pooch

When you have poo on your gooch.
When wiping your arse you accidently spread some shit onto your gooch, (this often happens when using a cheap brand of toilet paper) therefore you have poo on your gooch creating the word POOCH to describe this action. The gooch is the bit of skin between the ball sack and the anus.
by JuiceBoxspuddy July 12, 2009
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