Polishing the spear

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM

Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"

by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Polish Secret

A sex act where you go to a brothel in Amsterdam and a prostitute masturbates with a kielbasa whilst humiliating you

Prostitute: “Oh jä, you could never compare to zis Keilbasa”
You: “Wait why is the prostitute German”
That’s the Polish secret ;)

by BłûėJüdę July 23, 2020

polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.

Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

Polish the Rod

Choking the chicken, jacking the beanstalk, date night with Palmella Handerson, tickling Elmo, slap boxing the one-eyed champ...you know.

Please call before you stop by, that way you won't have to catch me while I polish the rod.

by Dr Debacle September 11, 2009

sausage polisher

A homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you're thuch a hot sausage polisher!

by sbo January 20, 2014

polish sandwich

N. When a man's penis is positioned between his buttcheeks for another individual to eat out.

Lisa made Steve a polish sandwich last night.

by buttpiratesteve January 6, 2014

Polish Lightbulb

A deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact. It is believed to have originated from Poles trying to change a lightbulb.

The Polish Lightbulb deviant sexual act between two men, in which one man has a Fleshlight (any variant) inserted into his anus which is then penetrated by the other man. The sexual orientation of this act is a fiercely debated subject as there is no male to male sexual contact.

by Hugh Man September 13, 2012