by SJCHSJFHJCG June 23, 2022
Get the Poachmug. carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)
These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.
by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025
Get the Stalker's Poachmug. The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.
"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."
by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025
Get the Date-poachingmug. Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.
Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.
by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022
Get the Poached Colonmug. Is a morally questionable seduction strategy, where a man pretends to be gay to get women attracted to him, and then pretends to be bisexual to fuck his "besties". Most effective on blonde white women.
Dale: weve been besties for a long time now, but I think your making me question my gayness
Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"
Jaquelyn: ohmagaw that's soooo fuckin hawt breed me now
Dale: (internally) "poaching is amazing"
by Gordenmastur May 19, 2024
Get the Poachingmug. To always be poaching on a player. Showing up to the party with no blunts , bottles , or bitches and tryna poach on mines.
“ that fool be living that poach life. He’s hella stingy . Tell him put 5 on it or stay at his own house “
by HellaDopeName October 29, 2020
Get the Poachmug. Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare
by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020
Get the poached jamesmug.