russian poolette

it involves two or more people (but at least two) with one person shitting off a building, hill, tall balcony, treehouse or even a really tall ladder and having the other person shoot a arrow up their butthole and just before the arrow reaches the recipients butthole he or she moves and the arrow plunges into the shitters ass instead off the anus
WARNING: if the arrow enters the recipients anus call a ambulance immediately.
because you don't want a bunch of hooligans to give you the "clogged rolls Royce" which involves the removal of the arrow in a painful way.

Shaun: I was playing Russian poolette with sarah and it got stuck up my anus and then she gave me the clogged rolls Royce and the flossing string got stuck in my butt too!
Ahmed: ouch

by weedhead11111111111111111 May 7, 2018

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

piglet

A small pink and short penis, even when erect, it still stands at a mere 4 inches tall at its best.

"Omg girl, his package was more like a PIGLET!"

by MtothARiA November 3, 2009

Piglet

1) The Pig from "Whinnie-The-Pooh"
2) Another word for a small penis
3) A baby pig

1: My favorite character from Whinnie-The-Pooh is piglet

2: That guy is such an asshole, i bet he's so uptight because of his piglet

3: i have a new piglet on my farm

by pigletpiglet May 12, 2010

polet

It means that someone is a freak or weird

gosh you're such a polet

by jklmn October 28, 2007

Sticky Piglet

A sexual position involving a naked slightly porky lady bending over a table onto a silver platter. Her arms are bound behind her back with parcel twine and she has a shiney red apple in her mouth. After drizzling her with a generous helping of maple syrup a man rams her up the ass while she squeals little muffled squeals of joy, or pain... it matters not.

Dave ma blud, you iz not gunna believe the Sticky Piglet I did last night! She squealed so loud my neighbours called the fuzz.

by pigrussler November 14, 2011

proletariat

A Metalcore Band from Southern Orange County CA. Sounds like Death.

the proletariat plays worship music to the necroyeti who necrobates to satan and serves the necrowizard.

by necrobator March 26, 2007