Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Pike (insult)

A word used to insult someone in a seemingly jokey way, but actually meaning it very much.

Pike (insult)
Person 1: You’re a pike
Person 2: haha
Person 1: literally tho, you’re a twat

by anonymous October 29, 2021

ass Pike

To annoy somebody beyond the point of being a pain in the ass

My niece rene it's being more annoying today than usual she's Beyond being a pain in my ass she is an ass Pike

by Intellectual smartass March 23, 2024

Pike-dyke

A lesbian broad. 90’s frat dude/a.c slater actin’ lesbian.

That pike-dyke just boned my girlfriend, bro!

by Trade Marx May 10, 2024

Cream Pike

A cream pie the size of a mountain

I gave her one hell of a cream pike

by PointingatmyBALLZ January 4, 2023

Pike

A pussy, whimp, someone who is scared to fight or back up what they say.

She isn't a pike bitch, she'll whoop that ass.

by DejaVuu666 June 26, 2017

Kirsty Pike

A mountain situated in the Eastern fells of the English Lake District. Kirsty Pike welcomes weary walkers to sit and rest on the summit, while offering spectacular views of other mountains. Viewed from a far Kirsty Pike is a not only a tower of strength, but is a stunning visual image of jaw dropping wonderment, sit there and gaze and let the charms of Kirsty Pike pull you in.

I sat and gazed at the beauty of Kirsty Pike, my favourite mountain of them all.

by Mountainous man December 30, 2020