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douche phase

(Doosh feyz)

noun

1. A period of time in which a new skill is being acquired, and you look like a douche trying to figure out how to do it.

2. That part of life, often referred to as adolescence in which one becomes oblivious to the thoughts and feelings of others, have little control over emotions or body responses and sometimes becomes unable to speak, especially in the presence of pretty girls. Though this is a frequently temporary condition, but can lead to more serious conditions (...see douche).

verb

douche phasing

1. The act of being in a douche phase.
n.
1. "Oh my god, I'm in such a douche phase right now trying to learn how to tie my shoes. I should have learned this when I was in kindergarten with the rest of my shoes. Curse you velcro!!!!!!"

2. "That guy is totally in a douche phase. He just came up to me and drooled on my shoe and walked away. OMFG!"

verb
1. "Holy crap, I am douche phasing so hard right now on GTA. WTF is wrong with me!?!?"
by burfino March 2, 2017
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Phase 9

Primarily in Military context. The state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/IET training. Typically started by the soldier's significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they're gone.
Soldier 1: Dude, I just got Phase 9'd by that bitch.

Soldier 2: For real?

Soldier 1: Yeah man, not cool.
by Charyn September 19, 2010
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Cubist Phase

1. Point in an artist's career where they go batshit insane and start producing very abstract/ avant-garde pieces of art.

2. Excuse used when an artist has gone off the deep end and/or produces sub-par works.

(Note: I don't consider Cubism as a whole to be subpar in any way, and I am actually quite partial to it)
1. The song "Revolution 9" by The Beatles was probably made during their Cubist Phase.

God likely created this while he was going through his Cubist Phase.

2. "I'm sorry, Johnson, but we just can't put any of this art in our gallery."
"Please try to be understanding, Sir. I'm going through my Cubist Phase, trying different things".
by 581321 August 31, 2010
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phase girl

A girl that every single guy has had a crush on at one point or another. Commonly found in large friend groups. Phase girls are known to be unconventionally beautiful and are extremely charismatic, making everyone like them. Usually have a great personality. Phase boys also exist.
Omg dude I think I like Karen.
Don't worry dude, she's a phase girl, we've all liked her.
Oh damn, I guess I have competition then. :(
by JOHNCENAISDAMAN May 30, 2016
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phantom phase

To easily go through something as if you were a ghastly creature. Some may even say it's a phase.
This bitch on a phantom phase? He easily going through those thots as if he at BJs.
by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2018
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facebook phase

A Facebook profile that is loaded with a picture timeline of someone's changes of styles, hair or face
Guy 1:Damn ,Bryan when through a bad Facebook phase during high school
Guy 2:So I've heard
by SafeHavenThug February 12, 2014
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Blonde phase

When a blonde women of about 12-15 years old undergoes a stage of where she is very incompetent and stupid...
You must be going through a blonde phase..
by Jake phoshizlle doug April 23, 2007
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