Phailboat

Like a sailboat, but it phails (fails).

LOL LOOK AT THE TITANIC, IT'S A PHAILBOAT!!

by Hannahlawlz March 17, 2009

Phalisk

1) A word that refers to a small penis

2) A word that refers to someone with a small penis

1) He brags about how big his penis is, but we all know he has a two-inch phalisk.

2) That guy acts tough but he's just a phalisk.

by TheAlmightyDefinor March 20, 2012

phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

Phaidon

Is someone very sexy and kind. The gender is male and they are very funny. Most Phaidons have a very well shaped and very honest. Their also goofy but serious about serious stuff. The person is overly charming and strong. Most of them are born in fall. The name comes from an ancient Greek philosopher.

They also are really cute and hot.

,, Omg. The guy yesterday was so Phaidon. "

by BlehRCC January 5, 2017

Phalahstagastix

The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.

In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.

by Joji Phalahstagastix June 4, 2020

Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.

Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.

by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

by Techniques69 October 11, 2020