Pocket pervs

This is code word used when playing texas holdem' poker. Pocket pervs relates to a starting hand of two kings, hence pocket pervs.

If i can hit a king on the river my pocket pervs will become three of a kind.
Shit pocket pervs!!

by North Weezy July 29, 2008

random perv

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

power perving

The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.

I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.

I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.

by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007

facebook perve

A person who goes on facebook, randomly reading peoples wall to walls, and later discussing what they read.

Bill- Man, I caught Blake reading my wall to wall with Natasha.
John- What a facebook perve!

by colin magee January 15, 2008

Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

anime perv

someone who is interested in looking at anime characters sexually. trust me, if u are

pls stay miles away from me

"I just watched an inappropriate anime episode!" "Ewww, yOur suCh aN anImE pErvVV!"

by YourLocalKpopFann April 18, 2023

Perv Noodle

Speaks for itself

"Back off, you perv noodle."

by Ginger09 January 22, 2017