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Perking

*gets call*

Sorry, I’ll call you back later, I’m busy perking.
by fummm September 4, 2021
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Perk

A type of cometogethering...
by Imrighturnotwrong October 16, 2023
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ASSCLAPER PERK

a type of person who like to assclap his friends. He will smash behind ur back and at parties drinks all the cokes. Man mixes ginger ale with Vodka and distributes it around the party. He has a thing for the Chinese type and won't stop until he gets what he wants. Man like it when his cat jerks off to him but hopes cassie does the same
dude this is a sick hang
that ASSCLAPER PERK drank all the coke
by jparklover February 21, 2017
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One Of The Perks

One of the Perks was the best-tasting and most affordable instant coffees available in North America before being discontinued. It’s disappearance has to led to many people discontinuing their life.
Kroger executive: “Wow this instant coffee tastes like real coffee, let’s get rid of it and sell powdered diarrhea instead.”

One of the Perks drinker: “This is the timeline humanity got wrong.”
by dirtshirty May 5, 2024
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popped a perk

yo, last night i popped a perk and i can still feel it

(white ppl shit)
by black spider monkey May 30, 2023
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Perking

When a person (probably male for hygienic purposes) jerks off while taking a shit.
Man I ate so much food on that date! She was so hot but I got rejected so badly, guess I'll be perking when I get home!
by RottenDeluxe April 29, 2022
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Perk

a bitch, sherm, oh!! and a whore.🙂
by perkhater December 9, 2022
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