penvy

The feeling of envy that washes over you when your co-worker shows up at a meeting with a sweeter array of pens that you.

When Cindy showed up to the meeting and started arranging her usual array of assorted-colored pens (selected specifically to match her outfit), I was overcome with penvy...and had to run back to my desk to get more pens.

by pennaynay June 24, 2009

Penvy

When you experience envy, and want the pen of someone near you.

Examples of penvy:-

a) You see the person writing in biro next to you, and wish you had chosen biro instead of ink.

b) You wish you had a pen like the person next to you.

by HahahaIthoughtofthis January 14, 2010

Peaky Blinder

When someone looks through a glory hole and is poked in the eye with an erect penis

"Yeah the guy tried to look through the hole so I gave him a Peaky Blinder"

by Drunner64 January 15, 2019

pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.

Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"

by Prettyugly February 5, 2017

peavesdrop

when a person looks over the shoulder of an unsuspecting
Texter without their consent.

The creepy guy's here cuz he peavesdropped on the text with directions to the party.

by arleejo1988f October 29, 2009

Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.

Shawn is such a Pervy Llama

by naks88 February 13, 2014

peakyest

For when times are just so peak

It was the peakyest of times.

by Peakkkkkk February 24, 2017