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pasty warmer

a low performance inefficient automobile, the engine of which can only be used economically to gently heat local delacassies.
orig. Peel, Isle of Man

*basically a sh:t car...usually owned by grannies or teenagers*

P.S. There's too many of them here on the Isle of Man...
Air-Bear's 2CV..which he sunk =)...
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pasty barm

A Bolton variant on the wigan kebab. It is any form of pasty (though often your basic meat & potato) sandwiched on a (preferably buttered) barm cake. Available at all good Hampsons & Greenhalgh's stores in Bolton, though elsewhere in the country often requires specific instructions in the construction. You do lose some flavour of the pasty, but you increase the munch factor.
Hampsons employee: "Yes cock, what wouldst tha like?"
You: "Steak pasty barm please"
Employee: "alreet kid that's £1.20 please"
You: "ta love"
by Lukewithak December 9, 2008
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Pansy Slam

Putting an ecstasy pill on one's penis, then sodomizing another person.

HISTORY:
First performed by Panzar Szlamphen, a DJ known as the Finnish Phenom. When it was discovored that inserting an ecstacy pill in one's anus yielded heightened effects, Panzer experimented with various methods of insertion. Pansy Slamming was his favorite.
Pansy Slam me Brutus! Pansy Slam me!
by Panzar July 22, 2010
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Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.
Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.

Oh, Patty and Selma.
by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016
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Patiya ganger

A ironically gay man part of an ironic online troll group called patiya gang
damn james was acting kinda gay yesterday.
Yeah i heard he is a patiya ganger
by Beefdvd July 1, 2023
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Glove Palsy

When your work institutes an always wear gloves policy and everyones hard earned callusus and rough man hands turn baby soft due to always wearing gloves while working.
ever since my job's new policy forced me to use these felt lined gloves for working with sheetmetal my glove palsy has become terminal.
by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011
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Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.
I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”
by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019
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