Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Smash Ya Pasty 

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

Smash Ya Pasty by Marc P November 2, 2008

Smash Pasty 

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

Smash Pasty by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

it's not that kind of party 

When someone does something inappropriate or too extreme for that exact time or place.

person 1:"My fly is undone"...
person 2:"it's not that kind of party!"

it's not that kind of party by kipsix October 19, 2010

that's a nice pasta 

Used to describe pleasing news or as words of affirmation. Sometimes shortened to 'nice pasta' for casual use.

Friend: My grandmother decided to keep me in the will!
Me: Now that's a nice pasta, man!

that's a nice pasta by cnyh_8 August 24, 2020

it's not that kind of party 

Used as a response to point out an unintentional double-entendre in which the original speaker could be taken as intending to perform some act that would be more appropriate for a sex, kink, or other "special" party.

Person A: I'm going down to get a drink of lemonade, do you want some?
Person B: Dude, it's not that kind of party!

it's not that kind of party by Ironphoenix March 7, 2011

smashed pasty 

After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.

Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!

smashed pasty by Siobhan Smith July 27, 2008