Ostrich Queefs

1. Absolutely the best band name ever used and abused.

2. Two morons making stupid music.

"Hey, did those two assholes just call someone gay?"

"Of course! That's Ostrich Queefs!"

by pookstah April 2, 2009

ostreicher

a cool caucasion italian

"is that an italian horn?"
-yeah i got it from an ostreicher-

by Torence April 18, 2007

arse ostrich

One so far up their own arse they are coming out of their mouth. An ostrich buries its head in the sand. An arse ostrich buries their head in their arse.

Normal person 1:"That Jennifer is really stuck up!"
Me:"Yeah man; she's an arse ostrich."
Normal person 1:"Heh heh heh."

by The chaplain December 9, 2008

Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 26, 2010

baby ostrich

The act of hiding your face from the person you are talking to, in order to make them believe you are upset, at them.

Stephany said "Stop being such a baby ostrich and kiss me".

by Flipporama December 5, 2010

ass ostrich

A person who's head is stuck so far up their ass that they can't think straight

He told you that donkey's live in the desert?! What an ass ostrich!

by Lizzy and Yalex December 8, 2013

Lithuanian Ostrich

Noun; When a native Lithuanian woman is doing “polishing Ye olde shaft” for one of the “Big Ballers” and her displeased father comes home in utter disbelief. The woman dashes out of the area at speeds of up to 70mph and an a throat/esophagus of approximately 12-16”.

Ex. Jimbo: Hey did you just see that Lithuanian Ostrich speed by??
Keith: Yeah that thing was flying! I wonder which Big Baller...

by BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB^3 January 19, 2018