the daily show

Known for its comedic genius, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is actually the most watched "news" program by undecided voters

It's only a half-hour long, but it's hilarious as heck!

by RHS Student October 10, 2004

John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 15, 2006

The Daily Show

The last vestige of the "liberal media (truth)" that Republicans bitch about so much.

The Daily Show is the shit.

by Genesis September 14, 2004

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

Take a Daily

Having a bowel movement, taking a dump, pinching a loaf, crapping.

Mom, I'll meet you in the car. I have to take a daily.

by pppooooo August 27, 2009

Daily Bai

Doing something on a regular basis. You do something often or almost everyday.

We smoke weed on a daily bai.

by Joe Money Mack January 15, 2010

daily donut

to jiz on a girls face and then punch her in the nose.

i gave her a daily donut last night and her nose would not stop bleeding.

by jjstat July 11, 2008